Periods aren’t an excuse to get out of anything.

People who have never experienced blood pouring out of their genitals (via wiifitting)

mishakoalins:

A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.

visitheworld:

Liffey river sunset, Dublin / Ireland (by Kelseyrae722).

I think that you’re my best mate.

babybuttercups:

when u accidentally say something REALLY RUDE in front of people u just met

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tyleroakley:

"The World’s Most Well-Trained Dog"

pricklylegs:

These are gold.

gay8:

gay8:

gay8:

my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.

i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed

this post is one of my best by a landslide

coltnposey:

put this on my grave

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

i-face-thehorizon:

altonym:

thecoppercow:

altonym:

tyrabanksonabudget:

PLEASE SCAN YOUR CLUBC-CLUBCARD ACCEPTED

PLEASE TAKE YOUR ITEMS

PLEASE TAKE YOUR ITEMS

PLEASE TAKE YOUR ITEMS

UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA

AND THEN WHEN YOU TAKE IT OUT

PLEASE PLACE ITEM IN BAGGING AREA

PLEASE TAKE YOUR CHANGE

NOTES ARE DISPENSED BELOW THE SCANNER

THANK YOU FOR SHOPPING WITH TESCO

PLEASE TAKE YOUR ITEMS

petcanadian:

when did going to bed at midnight become early

tyleroakley:

troylered:

Please watch it.

So disgusting.