megustamemes:

It’s more disturbing with the USB cable plugged in.

marypoppinthatpussy:

That piñata seems alarmed to say the least

defranco:

(Left)- My dad and Trey. (Right)- My dad and me.

plasticbagvevo:

when you ask your followers to send you asks, but none of them do

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Moffat + Sexist Quotes: A List

penguintim:

If you think that this list is missing anything, please let me know.

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thegeekyblonde:

when i was 12 i wrote in my diary that on shakespeare’s 450th birthday, i’d have a really hot boyfriend and subsequently lose my virginity on april 23rd, 2014. on shakespeare’s 450th birthday. exactly. 

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do an impression of me in my inbox

proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

aeonbaby:

sauroniswatching:

blood-redshoes:

commanderabutt:

IF YOU DON’T GET THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PANSEXUALS AND BISEXUALS THEN you’re pretty normal i mean lots of people use the definitions and words interchangeably so your confusion is valid and not at all bigoted as some might say

dude sometimes even we get confused like i thought i was bisexual for 7 years before i actually realised i’m pansexual

same bro

I like this post.

callmesuspect:

The single best office prank, ever.

virginitity:

when will my husband return from war

bookspark:

disneyforprincesses:

Disney Costume Changes

lbrossoit:

Well he missed a pretty god damn big one didn’t he